Location: Right in the middle of any real or possible drama.
Hours: Flexible, mostly around coffee breaks and team meetings.
Salary: Compensation comes in the form of storing up well-kept secrets to use as currency later.
Essential Skills:
Backhanded Compliments: Master the art of delivering compliments that seem genuine but deliver a subtle sting a few minutes later.
Gossip Spreading: Share rumors with the speed of a streaker racing across a football pitch.
Selective Supportiveness: Be present, but only when convenient and if it suits your agenda.
Ideal Candidate:
Insincerely Charming: Possess a smile as trustworthy as a fox guarding the henhouse.🐓
Jealousy Expert: Perfect the craft of subtle envy and the plotting of others' downfalls.
Drama Connoisseur: Stir the pot while maintaining the appearance of innocence and non-involvement.
Responsibilities:
Morale Manipulation: Keep the office on edge, fostering insecurity.
Conflict Creation: Start fires and watch them burn; drop into meetings, throw metaphorical hand grenades, and retire to a safe distance as chaos unfolds.💥
Social Sabotage: Undermine team spirit, one sly remark at a time.
Perks:
👉A front-row seat to office dramas.
👉A sense of naughty satisfaction.
👉The thrill of orchestrating mild chaos.
👉Being known by everyone.
How to Apply:
No Need - We Know Who You Are.
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The serious bit:
▷ Frenemies can drain your emotional energy and affect your mental health.
▷Genuine relationships are built on trust and mutual support, not competition or jealousy.
▷Removing negative influences allows you to grow and surround yourself with people who genuinely want the best for you.
▷Unmasking a frenemy isn't just about confronting them; it's about understanding the nature of your relationships and ensuring they contribute positively to your life.
▷It’s okay to outgrow relationships that don’t serve your well-being.
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